Insult The Person Above You (Vol. 10)

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just had to post that piece of nonsense as the love spat between Panty and Barney was bringing up bad memories

^^ ran out the store humiliated when they did a price check on his cucumbers and vaseline

^^^was humiliated when his mom saw him with a cucumber shoved up his ass with an excess amount of vaseline

^^^ felt no shame at all when it happened to him

^^sadly, he did not listen to your instructions on applying the proper amount of vaseline.

^^loves it when balls are in his face.

^^only goes to the zoo to look at elephant testicles

^^ still a virgin due to his bad case of elephantitis

^^wishes he was still a virgin after contracting HIV

^^watched a gay porn once, but in his defense he didnt know it was gay until half way through...

^^^^^acted with peter north in a gay porn^^^^

^^^knows gay-porn stars names .

^^ makes anonymous calls to laundry detergent companies asking how to get cum stains out of his shirts

^^is a laundry detergant phone rep. who tries to buy the shirts with cum stains that people call him about

^jerks off on shirts, then tries to sell them to telemarketers

^^^^^^^^^buys cum stained shirts^^^^^^^^^^^

^^^makes elton john look subtle about being gay

^^^ Thought he had a hair...til he pissed out of it^^^

^^^His avatar is tryin to shit out the yesterday-dinner^^^

When asked what is his smoking preference always replies with man-pole