Insult The Person Above You (Lvl. 3)

^^^^Atleast i can have sex with sumffin, ain't easy to have sex, when your dick looks like a shrink wrapping 24-7...

^^^^îs the omnly demi god who has a demi dick^^^^

^^^spends weekends tossen salad's at the local jail

^^^^with your mother as co-host^^^^

^^has saggy balls, can use em as hackey sacks^^

^^^ thought tub girl was a water fountain

^^^^^^goatse was your father^^^^

^^^ only hates goats because of a terrible nutting accident in his youth

^^^blame your father,i was only a kid^^

^^^ has no father cause he's a baaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaard

^^^^really doesn't know who "goatse" is....^^^

^^^ lost virginity in the bathroom of an all boys school

^^^^got beat up by 3 girlscouts selling cookies^^

^^^ grew up wanting to be a proctologist cause he loves the smell of ass

^^^goes to the proctologist to be touched because not even hard up queers will play with his nasty ass.

^^^hides outside the proctologists window and wanks

^^^licks the proctologists finger after an exam

examins the proctologists ass when the proctologist is examining other people^^

^^Should have his neck broken, cos he's not worthy of living...

^dude.