In Communist Russia, Thread Posts In You!

As some of you may have noticed, because you stalk me, which is to be expected, the price of fame, I suppose, I have recently relocated from my previously stated location of "Heard & MacDonald Islands" to "Russian Federation." I moved because the flag wasn't showing up for my islands, plus there's only a bunch of penguins on Heard island, and I can't be chillin' with puffins all day.

I decided, then, to move to Russia. First, they seemed to know how to get attention, which I like. China has some sporting event, you say? Oh, we'll trump that shit and bust up some balkan beatdowns. Overall, it seems, you know, pretty kick ass...lots of Russian chicks who love my capitalist pig phallus. Plus they like my car. Russian chicks are superficial. McDonald Island females peck at your eyes then jump into the water.

This thread is a tribute to my move to Russia! Post your favorite Russian things here.



Comrade Josefefehumhum Stalin approves!

We know not of what you are talking! To the front!

Come on in, enjoy the comforts of Communist Party!

I only like their hats, the ear flaps are great

Enjoy the many comforts of Mother Russia! You may have a refreshing beverage from our dispensary!

Are you trying to say you have something against penguins?

Or you may take joyride in many luxurious autos. Very catching for the ladies. Drive by the breadlines in this baby and you're sooo rubles, baby.

I am sorry, NG, we communist Russians are not known for cuisine. Is why we must be drinking into a stupor all of time. To make the cold warm, food tasty, poverty fun, and pasty white womens pretty.

Why do you think vodka's on the top of the list.

Then comes russian ballet. It was the style I used to dance for 11 years.

The only russian foods I know of that I even come close to liking are chicken kiev and piroshki.

After collapse of Soviet Union, have been many changes in communist Russia. Please not to be stealing our communism. It is ours, not yours. Give back!

Their flexible, HOT women...!----no more comments

can't contribute but,that (chillin'and puffin'got me
laughin' uncontrollably!!

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Originally posted by BigNookiE

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Yes, yes.

I must say, lovely woman must be from Chernobyl area. Has developed horns for Glory of motherland! She will be awarded Order of Lenin for such patriotic horns! And very sexy.

Come, join our fun party! We have punch and party favor!





All of the cool comrades are hit to it:

I love the fefe one.

Congratulations on your recent invasion attempt...hope the take over goes according to plan.

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Originally posted by sugarpie26

Congratulations on your recent invasion attempt...hope the take over goes according to plan.

It is not serious! Was short lived, but it was done. Needed a reason to have post-invasion party!

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

I love the fefe one.

...r u seriouss???.....that picture of fefe with short hair..and mustache...is creeppyy as a mother fucker!

Svetlana Boginakaya