Humorous Urination

I'll be the first... and I hope not the last... to share my oddly funny urination story.

I was going to the beach to watch the Space Shuttle go up. Drank a big gulp (32 oz) diet coke on the way over... and had to pee like a race horse. There was no bathroom to be found and they were starting the launch soon. Cars lines the highway so not even a bush could offer privacy! I squatted in the front floorboard of this guy's car and peed into the Big Gupl cup...

Odd thing. Just because 32 ounces goes IN... Does not mean that ONLY 32 ounces comes OUT. I was screaming for him to come take the cup, because I was holding it between my legs, pants around my calves. my ass to the door. No free hand to open the car door or to dump the cup. Not a pretty site.

I have this beautiful image of you struggling with a 32 oz big gulp between your legs as the space shuttle start going in the background behind you! ... Thanks for the portrait

Doesn't make me want to rush to buy a Big Gulp.

BTW, do you live near the Cape?

I have family in Central FL, grew up there.

Cool... I live on the west coast... South of Tampa.

Rut roh!

One time me and a friend of mine were driving home from school, we were on I-95 and there was standstill traffic and this girl jumps out of her car, runs into the ditch on the side of the road, looks around like she's making sure no one sees her, drops her pants and starts peeing. It was pretty funny. Like no one could see her squatting there. There were no bushes around and there were 3 lanes of traffic backed up for miles and we were in the middle of it. Dumb broad. She was hot though. I waved to her while she was doing her business.

Here, FR... This one's for you darlin'!

I took a wiz a few minutes ago. I don't think it counts.

But thanks for the mental image.

Oh Geez! I just spit soda all over my computer! Thanks Cecil that is AWESOME. Much love.

(next time make her a brunette)

I aim to please!

:: thinks someone should take Photoshop away from Cecil ::

While at a keg party in the middle of BFE, some friends and I thought we had found a private spot to do out business. We were even smart enough to bring paper and to post guards. What we didn't realize is that the road leading up through the field beside us would put a big truck, with high beams on facing right for us. My ass was glowing under the halogen wattage. I side stepped mid-stream trying not to pee on my jeans or boots until I was out of the light.

Man I'm lazy with Photoshop. I wish I had a decent masking program.

i went fishing a a local warf set rods in water and decided to drain as soon as i started to release my rod started to take off here i go running after my rod with my dick out and pants falling down glad i was alone that night.

Thats what you thought Philly.

:: ready to blackmail ::

Hey, I do graphic design amongst other things... Can't help it

I just wish Corel would get off its ass and fix their KnockOut 2 updater or at least come out with a version that works with CS.