How To Poop at Work

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Originally posted by OrangeM

I took a dump this morning and the first thing I thought of was this thread.

my job here is done

why is it that the odd threads always get stuck in your head

yeah i thought most of this is common knowledge... I cant wait for a grown up job so i can shit at work... when i was down south at a university hostel we had a uni-sex toilet... fuck that made shitting hard, i perfected these techniques there... but i learnt no one ever walks in when you take a shit at 2am...

i have been doing it all wrong, oh well

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Originally posted by Judge_Jewstin

i have been doing it all wrong, oh well

how can you shit wrong??

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Originally posted by [Sic

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i have been doing it all wrong, oh well

how can you shit wrong??
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Don't take any reading material into the bathroom with you

do you mean "reading material" or read material?

reading material, its a rule that you have to read whilst taking a crap

ohhh yeah we used to have a dictionary in the flat toilet... to enhance the vocab, but eventually someone started to use it as t.p. i have a learn italian book in there at the mo... but sounding out words on the toilet isnt a good thing...

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Originally posted by [Sic

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do you mean "reading material" or read material?

Spanking material.

ohh you laugh now but when you want to know what a word starting with z means your shit out of luck...

I work alone, so half the time i just light a rillo and chill, maybe a lil psp or somethin.
If your at a office you could just pull a fire alarm and have a shit break

I use the bathroom at work all the time. At some point I just can't think of anything else anymore
I usually try to be alone in there. But that's pretty hard considering that there's just one toilet and one urinal for the whole floor... If someone enters while I'm in there, I at least try to wait for them to leave again.

It is known, though, that toilets in public or office buildings are usually the cleanest place you can find.
They're usually cleaner (meaning less germs) than your own desk

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Originally posted by woodsworth

It is known, though, that toilets in public or office buildings are usually the cleanest place you can find.
They're usually cleaner (meaning less germs) than your own desk

but when was the last time your exposed tackle was mere centimetres away from your desk?

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Originally posted by Z-BO

I work alone, so half the time i just light a rillo and chill, maybe a lil psp or somethin.
If your at a office you could just pull a fire alarm and have a shit break

you know that might just work

but being that i work for a company that installs fire alarms, im pretty sure no one would be alarmed at all

only people who have no knowledge of fire suppression systems freak out when it starts to make a noise :P





luckily i never shit, so i dont encounter any of these problems.

Amusing thread, but why does dropping a load have to be such a game?

Just drop your pants, sit down, push it out, wipe, pull pants up, wash hands, and leave.

@ FeFe
@ RD

I'm the office/lab proud pooper.

I don't hide when nature calls and I always do a courtesy flush.

I chat on the cellphone while dumping. Makes for great conversation.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

luckily i never shit, so i dont encounter any of these problems.

maybe you wouldn't be so full of it iffen you did

**dodges spoon**