As I've been left up to my own devices for a couple of day I'm trying to think of ways of amusing myself.
Firstly get very drunk and randomly call people telling them "WHAT THEIR FUCKING PROBLEM IS"
Tell all the girls you meet you've only got 6 months to live and see if there up to giving you a blow job
Print off flyers for a sex chat up line using friends numbers
Sign friends up for Gay dating agencies.....it cost me £15 but it was worth it.
Order a pizza with 6 Lemon brew ha ha hars from a pizza guy whos grasp on English is shocking (@ least 30 minutes of fun from this baby)
Please add to my fun she's away till Friday
Firstly get very drunk and randomly call people telling them "WHAT THEIR FUCKING PROBLEM IS"
Tell all the girls you meet you've only got 6 months to live and see if there up to giving you a blow job
Print off flyers for a sex chat up line using friends numbers
Sign friends up for Gay dating agencies.....it cost me £15 but it was worth it.
Order a pizza with 6 Lemon brew ha ha hars from a pizza guy whos grasp on English is shocking (@ least 30 minutes of fun from this baby)
Please add to my fun she's away till Friday
