Funny t shirts

I want to start my own screen printing bussiness what to you want on your t shirts.
The more offencive and profane the better.

SHE PASSED OUT AND I GOT MY BROWN WINGS

EAT MORE PUSSY

Yea throw some ideas here guys i want to make a T-shirt too. but if you think a pic would be better i suggest this one :

"Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes!"
"I could fucking care less what you think of this shirt"

mine would say "Dick" and have an arrow pointing down

for the girls it would say "tits" on the chest


mix and match for interesting results.

I don't care if it smells, I happen to like FISH!

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Originally posted by vampireshark41

I don't care if it smells, I happen to like SHIT!

EWWWWWWW!!!!

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Originally posted by EricTheViking

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I don't care if it smells, I happen to like SHIT!

EWWWWWWW!!!!
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::hurries out of thread::

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Originally posted by I_Am_Canadian

"Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes!"

thats great

The picture says it all

So, who took a dump in your wheaties?

I'd like a shirt with one of those Jesus Fish, except it would have a little mouth on top indicating it's upside-down, an X for an eye and read: ZOMBIE

i'd have a shirt with two girls jumping rope and they'd have to have pigtails

and underneath them it would say...

"so i heard your dad hits your mom"

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Originally posted by EricTheViking

[reply=vampireshark41]
I don't care if it smells, I happen to like SHIT!

EWWWWWWW!!!!
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I Think Someone Is Using His Special Ability To Change What Someone Else Says!!!!

My Favorite is "Im just a big old FUCKING ray of sunshine aint I!!??"
2nd is a yellow shirt with the charlie brown zig zag on it

your bellybutton is an outty, but your dick's an inny.

front upper chest have a picture of george bush on there and have the word WAR above his head
back have a picture of bill clinton on it and above that have it say suddenly monica lewinsky doesnt look so bad huh

i want a wbw t-shirt im not saying that to be an ass kisser but i think they would sell great

"5uck my D1.ck"