> > > Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and
>deadly
> > > diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, and fear
of
>
>being
> > >
> > > kidnaped and executed by anal electrocution.
> > >
> > > I also suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking
>chain
> > > letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you
send
>them
> > > on, a
> > > poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead
will
>be
> > > able
> > > to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck
parents
>sell
> > > her
> > > to a traveling freak show.
> > >
> > > Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
>everyone
> > > to
> > > whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? "Ooh, looky
>here!
>If
> > > I
> > > scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every
>Playboy
> > > model
> > > in the magazine!"
> > >
> > > What a bunch of bullshit!
> > >
> > > Basically, this message is for all the morons out there who have
>nothing
> > > better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe
the
>evil
> > > chain
> > > letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in
>my
>sleep
> > >
> > > for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD and
>brought
> > > to
> > > this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower, and which, if
it
>makes
> > > it
> > > to the year 2000, will be in the Guinness Book of World Records
for
> > > longest
> > > continuous streak of blatant stupidity.
> > >
> > > If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
>mildly
> > > amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest
friends,
>and
> > > this
> > > poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
>nickel
>from
> > >
> > > some omniscient being "
> > >
> > > I don't care!! Show a little intelligence and think about what
>you're
> > > actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances
are,
>
>it's
> > > your own unpopularity.
> > >
> > > The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening
to
>leave
> > > you
> > > shagless or luckless for the rest of your life delete it. If it's
>funny,
> > > send
> > > it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a
>leper in
> > > Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for
27
>years
> > > and
> > > whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if
you
> > > forward
> > > this email, lest he end up like Miranda. Right?
> > >
> > > Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow
morning
>your
> > > underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
> > >
> > > HAVE A GREAT FUCKING DAY!
>deadly
> > > diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, and fear
of
>
>being
> > >
> > > kidnaped and executed by anal electrocution.
> > >
> > > I also suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking
>chain
> > > letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you
send
>them
> > > on, a
> > > poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead
will
>be
> > > able
> > > to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck
parents
>sell
> > > her
> > > to a traveling freak show.
> > >
> > > Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
>everyone
> > > to
> > > whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? "Ooh, looky
>here!
>If
> > > I
> > > scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every
>Playboy
> > > model
> > > in the magazine!"
> > >
> > > What a bunch of bullshit!
> > >
> > > Basically, this message is for all the morons out there who have
>nothing
> > > better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe
the
>evil
> > > chain
> > > letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in
>my
>sleep
> > >
> > > for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD and
>brought
> > > to
> > > this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower, and which, if
it
>makes
> > > it
> > > to the year 2000, will be in the Guinness Book of World Records
for
> > > longest
> > > continuous streak of blatant stupidity.
> > >
> > > If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
>mildly
> > > amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest
friends,
>and
> > > this
> > > poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
>nickel
>from
> > >
> > > some omniscient being "
> > >
> > > I don't care!! Show a little intelligence and think about what
>you're
> > > actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances
are,
>
>it's
> > > your own unpopularity.
> > >
> > > The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening
to
>leave
> > > you
> > > shagless or luckless for the rest of your life delete it. If it's
>funny,
> > > send
> > > it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a
>leper in
> > > Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for
27
>years
> > > and
> > > whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if
you
> > > forward
> > > this email, lest he end up like Miranda. Right?
> > >
> > > Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow
morning
>your
> > > underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
> > >
> > > HAVE A GREAT FUCKING DAY!
