Finish The Sentence - Vol. 7

...and a load of bull to sell the ticket agent at the bus station so I can get a discount and be on my way...

... across the border to old Me-hi-co, where I'll eat fajitas and drink lots of ...

...fermented worm juice, with ice-cream for dessert. Then after a night with...

a porn actress I wanted to.....

get checked for HIV again, but before I could get to the clinic...

i was mugged by a hobo named Whompa, who stole my..

bum viriginty and clothes, at least he left me with...

... both my kidneys and a tin of refried beans, which...

i shouldnt have ate because they gave me gas which caused me to.....

sleep for 48 hours until ....

I awoke to find the wife blowing the mailman I turned around...

to join them but.....

.. there was an invisible barrier that...

stopped me from doing it until...

... dawn, by which time they had gone to...

go to a swinger club because...

they needed 3 more members to join them in a new sex game called...

... "fun things to do with two bananas and a bottle of oil", in which...

the looser is a slave for the night so....

everyone had a good time except for the midget because...