Finish The Sentence - Vol. 7

whatever comes to them. In a totaly unrelated topic, however, Jessica Alba was named the hottest woman on the planet due to her...

Delicate Meat flaps, and her stained undergarments (which by the way are being auctioned of tomorrow at.....

a secret location outside the green zone in Baghdad, in an effort to raise funds for...

the peanut fields of...

her Uncle Dan who used to be her sugar daddy, but now

simply spends all day watching porn from the 70's and smoking homegrown pot to ease the pain of...

the permanent woody that haunts his ass ever since..

he was arrest on charges of disturbing the peace and was subjected to the world's most intimate...

public enema to flush out the evil stored in his ample backside, the crowd was astonished when...

an elephant fell out because as everyone knows elephants are...

very fond of ice cream which sort of takes us back to...

a different time of sode floats and...

endless curiosity about...

The birds and the bees and the exploration of...

the female form, yearning for a touch or even a glimpse of what seemed unattainable; feelings that pervade one's teenage years, but of course in adulthood...

Adam was speaking with God one day about the miracles he had been given...

Adam: Oh Lord, I want to thank you for creating Eve. She is such a glorious gift to me. I love her so very much!

God: Well Adam, I created Eve to be your everlasting companion. All I have done is so you will love her.

Adam: Her beauty surpasses that of the world around me; She is a true masterpiece...

God: Adam, That is so you will love her.

Adam: Her hair is more golden than the shining sun, OH how I love to run my fingers through her hair.

God: Adam, That is so you will love her.

Adam: and her eyes.. Oh how they shine! They are more beautiful than the deep blue sea. I could just gaze into her eyes for hours!

God: Adam, That is so you will love her.

Adam: But Lord, there is one think I don't quite understand.

God: What is it Adam?

Adam: Well... Although she is a wonderful sight to behold, she seems quite.. Well... dumb. I don't get it. Sometimes she just comes across as completely clueless. How can you create a creature of such glory with such an important piece missing?

God: Well, < sigh >, Adam... that's that is so Eve will love you!!

and thats how man and woman come to make...

wormholes allowing travel through time and space, allowing them to visit...

other planets in the universe including Labia Major where the....

the men spent their lifetimes traversing the ridges and crevices in search of the mighty Queen Clitora, in the hope that they may be able to...