Finish The Sentence - Vol. 7

"This is no right !!, There is a Dragon in my soup", I ordered Cream of Vegetable soup. After complaining to the wizzard who served the soup, the wizzard in a flash turned him into a .....

mouse in the middle of cat shelter and all he could think was.....

i hope these cats are vegetarians...

or atleast have dentures...

... and zimmer frames, so I can get away from them in a hurry, running into...

...a little house on the outskirts of bosnia, not to be mistaken for...

Brothel where you can get a great deal on.....

fake cigarettes, booze and blow jobs are only ....

...any 3 for a $1.00. Of course, that includes a...

condom that you can fit over your toes, and when you ask them why they give you toe condoms they respond with .....

... a blank stare of incomprehension, then chase you up to the roof, where...

you are introduce to a midget who is missing.....

three toes from each foot and thumbs from both hands and all because he crossed swords with the sinister Dr.Evil and his ....

meat helmet that coincidently came from...

the evil planet of "japs eye" and in the next solar system from the fanny flaps who were known for their disgusting ....

aliens which usually want to....

... apply anal probes to rednecks, buzz unsuspecting teenagers, and abduct...

Hillary Clinton to perform...

challange as there is not too much semen available because...

now that im a ghost my pennis doesnt function...