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Favorite Comedians

Starter: Strichnine Posted: 17 years ago Views: 781
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Strichnine 17 years ago
Hey, here are a list of my favorite comedians (and some of their quotes)


If it wasn't for my Horse
getty up getty up let's go
I wouldn't have made it through college
a degree granting institution




An escalator is never really broken
just temporarily stairs



When god gives you aids
and god does give you aids
Just make lemon-aids


I have a ton more that I love, but I just wanted to start this out and add some more later. Maybe you guys could introduce me to some I have never heard of.
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Strichnine 17 years ago

Ever try to see how many onion rings you can stack on your cock sir?
Just let them cool off before you try that little trick sir



How did your grandma die?
She flipped her vette.



Who would know that Hawaii and Alaska would have such different climates being so close together?
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Punly 17 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by Strichnine

Hey, here are a list of my favorite comedians (and some of their quotes)

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If it wasn't for my Horse
getty up getty up let's go
I wouldn't have made it through college
a degree granting institution



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An escalator is never really broken
just temporarily stairs


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When god gives you aids
and god does give you aids
Just make lemon-aids


I have a ton more that I love, but I just wanted to start this out and add some more later. Maybe you guys could introduce me to some I have never heard of.


good choices. louis black is one of my favorites
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tequila64 17 years ago


I'm so awesome and love fatties this guy this guy
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Sartori2006 17 years ago
Jack Dee is my favourite, damn funny!
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I'm so awesome and love fatties this guy this guy


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Strichnine 17 years ago
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Originally posted by tequila64

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I'm so awesome and love fatties this guy this guy


That is hilarious!

Is it in vogue to make fun of Honda these days?

Honda is the man!
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Strichnine 17 years ago

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?



Demetri Martin
being employee of the month is a good example of when you can be a winner and a looser at the same time



Brian Posehn
I think if I had a sweet rack he would be even more freaked out.
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Strichnine 17 years ago

Steven Lynch


Didnt want to leave out Steven Lynch
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robodick 17 years ago
Steven Wright: When I was in school, my teacher told me practice makes perfect. I told her I didn't wanta be perfect, so I quit practicing...
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EricLindros 17 years ago
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Steven Lynch


Lynch is hilarious.

Black, Hedberg and Carlin are personal favorites as well.


Jim Gaffigan is has some good material at times as well.

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Strichnine 17 years ago
Hot Pocket... Flush Pocket
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deathrider138 17 years ago
George Carlin is number one on my list. Chris Rock is high on my list as well. Eddie Izzard & Robert Shimmel too.
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jump712 17 years ago
Gabriel Iglesias

why do i drink diet soda? so i can eat regular cake!
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dougiefreshone 17 years ago
Gabriel Eglesias
John Pinette
Dave Attell
etc
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dougiefreshone 17 years ago
Don't know the comedian, but one of my fav jokes.

"Have you ever seen those home improvement shows on tv, what are the called... Trading Spaces, While You Were Out? They should just call it "Me and this gay guy are gonna fuck up your house"
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Mr.Poop 17 years ago
richard pryor
jerry clower
andrew dice clay
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78special 17 years ago
A few from the UK...

Daniel Kitson
"It takes 2 people to break a heart; one to hold it out and the other to tap it with facts until it breaks. Tap tap tap. Of course this process can be sped up if a 3rd person comes along and sticks his dick in it."


Also...

Ricky Gervais

Bill Bailey

Ross Noble

Dylan Moran
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