Finland
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Originally posted by Penapena
Oh my fucking god, thats so fucked up
First msg btw
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David Hasselhoff is the Lost King of the Gypsies. Born in 1943, just as Nazi Germany was killing off all the people who gave Hitler the clap, David and his family were forced to cross the border to Swaziland. After building an underground train tunnel to freedom with the help of a group of itinerant chimpanzee carpenters they escaped to California where David used his charm to get a job in a long running action-adventure-sitcom-drama featuring a talking car called KITT. During the third series, David married the car in a ceremony held by the mayor of San Francisco. Their marriage lasted for 6 years and resulted in three tricycles.