Doctor

Doctor Joe had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all
day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a
while he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure
him:

"Joe, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with
one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let
it go. "

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality:

"Joe, you're a vet."

I got another doctor joke for you.

A new gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his hot new patient and abandoned his professional ethics entirely. As he stroked the supple skin of her naked body, he asked, "Do you understand what I am doing?" "Yes," the patient answered. "You're checking for dermatological abrasions." "Correct," the doctor lied. Next, he fondled her breasts long and lovingly. Again, he inquired, "Do you understand what I am doing?" "You're feeling for cancerous lumps," she ventured. "Very astute," the doctor complimented, getting more excited. He placed the woman's feet in stirrups, dropped his pants, and slipped his member inside her. "And
do you understand what I am doing now?" "All too well," the patient shot back. "You're contracting herpes."

LMFAO good one CarRacer