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A good percentage of women I've been with don't even like it in their pussy, apparently it fucking hurts


Sorry, I can't help you on this one

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Originally posted by cooper.

A good percentage of women I've been with don't even like it in their pussy, apparently it fucking hurts

you've got to stop using those sandpaper condoms

@ kevin -


a little anal exfoliation never hurt anyone :P

I think I'm one of the few guys in the world who doesn't like it. I think my dick is far too valuable to be sticking it into a hole that is made primarily for the removal of hazardous waste. Pussies lube themselves, they don't deal primarily in waste and just feel a lot more silky. Mouth, tongue and saliva all get the job done equally well. The times I've tried I've always felt nasty afterwards and disappointed in myself Like I needed to scrub my dick with bleach just to feel like it's clean again for real.

Oh and I'll co-sign with BigNookiE who said that "pooper" is a massive turn off. Why don't we just refer to the pussy as the "placenta ejector" and the mouth as the "vomit vent" since we're being so damn vulgar and literal about everything. And since we're all about being nasty today fuck callin it "pooper" let's go with "feces funnel" just in case someone was missing out on the visual.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

besides... if some chick just lets you do something like that then she wants it. unless youre like holding her down and forcing it on her. the dick doesnt just SLIP IN the ass, its not like "oops wrong hole! sorry", it doesnt work like that.

That's not what porn bloopers have taught me

http://www.heaven666.org/oops-wrong-hole-20401.php

But seriously, I do agree that forcing anyone to do it is wrong.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

a little anal exfoliation never hurt anyone :P

anal exfoliation??.......what the fuckkk...

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....why dont u come over here, and let me play with ur placenta ejector....

ewwwwwwwwwwww thats fucking rancid!

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Originally posted by Swiss407

Why don't we just refer to the pussy as the "placenta ejector"...

I sometimes call it a kidshitter, just for kicks. Chicks, for some reason, usually find that a bit objectionable. Go figure.

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Originally posted by the_kevin1

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you've got to stop using those sandpaper condoms

O.K. dewd I'll try that, as for anal sex, I don't want to fuck her intestine as disembowelment isn't really my thing and I reckon that holes meant for shit.