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This is going to be my page for fucked up cool or just plane odd web pages so here it goes
the first one is the coolest so far

http://www.zefrank.com/scribbler/
http://www.alterfin.com/dominique/
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/dirtymindtest.html
http://www.animatedboobs.com/ <those of you guys that love boobs

how many of you have been here

http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm

hmm...that was odd...

if you click on her lips she does a kiss thingy

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Actual amout of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons


Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose weight.

Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, and wheat germ

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Average # of erections during the night: 9

Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

The human equalivent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)

Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds

Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)

Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years

Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm

Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm

# of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6

In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.

Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.

Dairy products can create a foul taste.

The taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.

ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE.

Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown

Drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun.

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis:lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. (Happy Thanksgiving!)

Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower.

It is common for men to wake up with "morning wood," a name for an a.m. erection.

Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.

http://www.skribe.org/stfu.swf

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%...i won't say it...but it is true!...

So if the largest recorded penis is 11in, then what about these guys on the net? All photoshopped? or maybe they just didnt join the survey?

those arent naturall.. they are implants..

http://www.nata2.info/humor/pictures/americans.gif


haha fuck the navy

http://www.datadocktorn.nu/us_frag1.php

http://www.filecabi.net/host/file/hyperboy/wmv
This 8 Year old Kid, Would Kick your Ass!

you like exgirlfriends this is a good site

http://www.formergirlfriends.com/index.php

I happen to think most of those facts are actually true. However, it is also true that drinking a few beers will enhance the risks of having a mentally challenged child, if the woman happens to get pregnant. (Also a fact, and this goes for either gender, since the sperm/egg will get a percentage of the alcohol consumed; leading to a drunkened sperm/egg.)

A sperm also lives about 72 hours after leaving the body.

As for the 11".. That is based on "naturality"; not, "let's see how long $1,000 will make it grow".


---- Yes, I also enjoy facts. I happen to do random searches every now and then, but I stopped posting most of the results due to peoples' lack of interest.

http://sublimedirectory.com/stimes/ check this link out if you think you are good at that drinking games qaurters this kid is king

some pretty cool links..

http://www.lebonze.com/stuff/move.htm
this is cool pay attention to your screen when this starts