Alright, I may be cast down into the depths of hell for this or my fellow WBWers may stone me to death, but I had to share this with you. Someone sent it to me and I thought it was funny. Take it or leave it. The views expressed... ah, screw it, watch the movie.
http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/
http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/