Ways To Be Annoying Saturday shopping
Sprint up the down escalator.
Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
Change every TV in the electronics department to a station showing “Saved by the Bell”.
Put weird backgrounds on store computers when people aren't looking.
Annoying Things to Do at the Bowling Alley
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.
How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind Date
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
Repeat every third third word you say say.
Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their plates.
Ask your date how much money they have with them.
Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants
Two Words: Food Fight.
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the next table.
Whenever anyone leaves their seat at another table, put some particularly messy peice of food on their seat.
Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
Annoying Things To Do At School
leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual.
How To Annoy Your Waiter
Eight hour lunch; two pound tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, you shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
Join Hell's Angels by mail.
Redecorate your garage.
Annoying Things To Do During A Job Interview
While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Stick a piece of broccoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Demand that if hired you want desk plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
