Advanced English Lessons...!!!

Quien fue el que dijo que el inglés era fácil...???
(Who Said that the English was Easy?)

.... A ver, lean esto, la prueba consta de tres módulos...
(Read This, The test is about 3 lessons)

1 - Test One

Tres brujas miran tres relojes Swatch. Cuál bruja mira cuál reloj Swatch?

In English:

Three witches watch three Swatch watches.. Which witch watch which Swatch watches?

2 - Test Two:

Tres brujas "travestís" miran los botones de tres relojes Swatch.

Cuál bruja travestí mira los botones de cuál reloj Swatch?

In English:

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?

3 - And this one if for the masterss...:

Tres brujas suecas transexuales miran los botones de tres relojes "Swatch" suizos. Cuál bruja sueca transexual mira cuál botón de cuál reloj "Swatch" suizo?

in English:

Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?


I Cant Even Pronouce that shit!......

Quote:

Originally posted by BigNookiE

I Cant Even Pronouce that shit!......

Don't feel bad, neither can i

transexual?

damn, that's pretty tough to say..

i think i hurt my tongue

Not that hard to say, although I had to do some "on the fly" grammar switching to make it sound right...

Quote:

Originally posted by 2112Pooh

damn, that's pretty tough to say..

I had a hell of a time just reading it!!

i think my eyes crossed from reading it before i could even attempt to speak it