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27 Things Guys Think Girls Should know

Starter: Diz-X Posted: 20 years ago Views: 834
#1115
Lvl 25
Top 27 Things Guys Think Girls Should Know

*1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
*2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.
*3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
*4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
*5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
*6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
*7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
*8. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
*9. We never shave our legs. Get over it.
*10. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.
*11. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
*12. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
*13. We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
*14. What does pms stand for?
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
*16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
*17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while.
*18. We like to know that you love us. We can't always be spontaneous,so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
*19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just get what you wish for.
*20. Never kick us in the nuts"just to see what we would say"
*21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
*22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
*23. PMS is not an excuse.
*24. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
*25. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
*26. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh never mind.
*27. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway
#1116
Lvl 12
great list, but you forgot one big thing, no matter how nice you think your being "you are to good of a friend to date" is the worst thing you can say, tell him the real reasons no matter how bad you think they are its better then that line of crap.
#1117
Lvl 12
If you have to tell all those things to your girl, you just got fucked... I for one allready knew all of them :P
#1118
Lvl 16
you're one of a kind lol :P

one more: sex and relationships do NOT have to go together. except the fact that sometimes, sex is just sex, no matter how good we were.
#1119
Lvl 12
hhaa, that's one of the things GUYS should know too Diz-X