Found these years ago, just remembered them and thought I'd post them...
From Star Wars, A New Hope
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stromtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing."
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough."
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts."
-=- Top Ten Sexually Slanted Lines -=-
From The Empire Strikes Back
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep in on manual control for a while."
5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like
that, huh kid?"
3. "Possible he came in the south entrance."
2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside."
1. "Control, control! You must learn control."
-=- Top Ten Sexually Slanted Lines -=-
From Return of the Jedi
10. "What could have possibly come over Master Luke? Is it something I did?
He never expressed any unhappiness with my work."
9. "Hey, point that thing somewheres else."
8. "I look foreward to completing your training. In time you will call me
Master."
7. "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you."
6. "Someone must've told them about my manuever at the Battle of Taanab."
5. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
4. "Gab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- Hold on. Grab it, almost...You almost
got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie" with reply
"Just a little higher, just a little higher!"
3. "Short help's better than no help at all."
2. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
1. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
From Star Wars, A New Hope
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stromtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing."
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough."
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts."
-=- Top Ten Sexually Slanted Lines -=-
From The Empire Strikes Back
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep in on manual control for a while."
5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like
that, huh kid?"
3. "Possible he came in the south entrance."
2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside."
1. "Control, control! You must learn control."
-=- Top Ten Sexually Slanted Lines -=-
From Return of the Jedi
10. "What could have possibly come over Master Luke? Is it something I did?
He never expressed any unhappiness with my work."
9. "Hey, point that thing somewheres else."
8. "I look foreward to completing your training. In time you will call me
Master."
7. "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you."
6. "Someone must've told them about my manuever at the Battle of Taanab."
5. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
4. "Gab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- Hold on. Grab it, almost...You almost
got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie" with reply
"Just a little higher, just a little higher!"
3. "Short help's better than no help at all."
2. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
1. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
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: 18 years ago
