Add yours to the list of "What's the difference between..." jokes.
Example: What's the difference between a circus and a chorus line? The circus is an array of cunning stunts.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a bath?
The nun has hope in her soul.
What's the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a hooker with diarrhea?
The husker shucks between fits.
Whats the difference between a stripper and a woman ripping paper?
The ripper tears her bits.
What's the difference between an astronomer and a gay guy?
The astronomers eyes peer toward Venus.
What's the difference between a dozen midget private detectives and a girls track team ?
The midgets are a bunch of cunning runts.
MidwestMaster 16 years ago
What's the difference between a circus and a strip club?
The circus is a cunning array of stunts.
What's the difference between a pregnant women and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
*crickets*
What's the difference between a rock concert and a porn movie?
In the concert you see someone play a drum cooler.
What's the difference between a rooster and a girl with low morals?
The roosters says Cock a Doodle Doo.
whats the difference between a ritz and a lesbian?
one is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.
whats the difference between a JCB and a Giraffe?
one's got hydraulics and the others got high bollocks!
What's the difference between a hip-hop song and a girl who is a virgin at 21?
One has hyper rhyme'n and the other has riper hymen.
Whats the difference between your girlfriend listening to your gossip and sucking you off?
One she gets the down-low and the other she get the load down.
What's the difference between a dark spot in a sun beam and a tumble with your honey?
One is a hole in the ray and the other is a roll in the hay.
Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of 4.
What's the difference between between a girl while she's giving head and while you ejaculate?
A sucking demon then ducking semen.
