Nipple piercings, ok. Nice, even.

Clit piercings, ok, no problems there.

Ear piercings, go 4 it!
Assorted random FACE piercings?



Really, that's just not a good look. Besides, what if I want to go on a plane with her? I'd have to wait for 34 minutes while the TSA declares her safe to enter after setting off every metal detector in the airport. And how can you go out with them like that? I mean, you guys go have a drink and next thing you know there's white russian juice shooting out of her face holes all over your table. Just ruins the atmosphere if you ask me.

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