Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your craven incoherent words. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.
Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another, Rumor has it that your almost incomprehensible in person
The Anti-Moron™ software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. You wouldn't know a clue if it walked up to you, bit you on the ass, and announced 'I AM A CLUE'. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a flea. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."
You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. You are like watching Amputee Field Hockey: pathetic, and very quickly disgusting. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't living proof that stupid people should not breed; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that Peeping Toms break into your house and close the blinds. No, come to think of it, you would.
Anyway, I'm not really good with fools, but a friend who is good with fools wrote something down for me. Oh, yeah, "Shut your cake-hole, stupid!"
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