Homliness is next to horniness

shes hot, any more?

ok, her body's not bad, but... she is pretty homely.

Looks very, very much like a girl I dated in high school (but the girl I dated would be old enough to be this girl's mother). Great body, not the best of faces.

However, when she walked into our 20th year reunion, she was the best looking woman in the room. Just drop dead beautiful.

Ahhh . . . missed opportunities . . .