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Help, My Girlfriend Loves Huge Dildos

Starter: PussyPumper Posted: 20 years ago Views: 7.9K
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#1460426
Lvl 4
Seeing as how you are able to take near professional photos of her in perfect poses, I would say that you will find a solution. Of course you could get her pregnant, a screwed up woman like that would probably orgasm giving birth.
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#1460427
Lvl 9
HAHAHA.. That's a good one.
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#1460428
Lvl 7
Quote:
Originally posted by Tio

..The internet never ceases to amaze me..The anonimity.the freedom to be and say what ever you choose..the ratio of guys with beautiful girlfriends allowing them to post their pics..is just phenominal....no wonder so many muslim fundamentalists are blowing themselves up ..

i love it!! the hilarity!!
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#1460429
Lvl 12
Think you gotta limit her to usin those when ur not around. They're fuckin w/ my head and i'm not even involved...volved...heh
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#1460430
Lvl 8
hmmm pics from www.brutaldildos.com :rolleyes:

Kegals save the day
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#1460431
Lvl 15
Quote:
Originally posted by mrmisterme

Seeing as how you are able to take near professional photos of her in perfect poses, I would say that you will find a solution. Of course you could get her pregnant, a screwed up woman like that would probably orgasm giving birth.


..i can't imagine a baby staying in her for long.. ...it'd probably fall out after 2 months!!
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#1460432
Lvl 13
I suggest wearing a rubber boot and using your foot...
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#1460433
Lvl 26
Looks just like Amazing Ty's videos.
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#1460434
Lvl 11
Quote:
Originally posted by Kanzen

Looks just like Amazing Ty's videos.


*shudder* I met her once. My buddy worked with her at...drumroll...a grocery store in Utah.

No, I don't think she is a Mormon, but you never can tell in that place.

(pika)
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#1460435
Lvl 10
Amazing how many people feel the need to post professional models as their girlfriends. Why?
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#1460436
Lvl 13
insecurity and low self-esteem...thats why
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#1460437
Lvl 26
Wait, are you doubting that Aria Giovanni is my girlfriend, Silvurr?
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#1460438
Lvl 29
Quote:
Originally posted by Kanzen

Wait, are you doubting that Aria Giovanni is my girlfriend, Silvurr?


She couldn't be. Unless she's cheating on me again!!

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#1460439
Lvl 11
Quote:
Originally posted by Kanzen

Wait, are you doubting that Aria Giovanni is my girlfriend, Silvurr?


I totally believe you. In fact, the last time I fucked her she screemed your name. She's really got a thing for you dude.
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#1460440
Lvl 8
Does her pussy sound like wind over an empty beer bottle when she walks?
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#1460441
I say dump her and send her to Burn's house. He knows how to use a big dildo.
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#1460442
Lvl 14
Do I need to start up the ancient..'Tawnee Stone went to High School with me" story again?
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#1460443
Lvl 11
I have suggestion. Tie a plank to your arse next time your giving her one, just in case you fall in.
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#1460444
Lvl 19
Brutal. If you were for real, I'd say... Buy her some toys, take pix, post/sell them, and get a mistress who enjoys a dick more like your size. No way to compete with toys that size... but damn fun to watch 'em take that much!
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#1460445
I can't believe this thread is still going on. I say forget using your dick, just foot fuck her and jerk off on her face. That will make you fell manly again!!
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