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Quote:
Originally posted by rgr275
Cottage cheese in frame 18?
A incorrect spelling of smegma. However a somewhat common error.
I gave my cousin a smegma version of a dirty sanchez while he was sleeping last night because he set me up with a swamp donkey that kicked me in the nuts when I gave her a jersey turnpike
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by Blunt0r Apr 15, 2004 share this
2. shmegma 25 up, 6 down
Shmegma is a waxy like white stuff that is on the uncircumsized penis, and if not cleaned daily it will get very cake like and start to smell.
Your shmegma smells!
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by mandy Aug 5, 2003 share this
3. shmegma 21 up, 18 down
A culmination of ass hair, sweat, and dirt which builds up on your taint when there is a lack of proper washing for a few days.
When a soldier is in the field and showers are very scarce, shmegma makes for a good spread for the wheat bread found in MRE's.
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by Bigswell79 Sep 3, 2003 share this
4. shmegma 16 up, 13 down
a cottage cheese like substance inside the inner flap of a dirty vagina.
nigga, i was fuckin this bad bitch and this shmega shit came all over my dick.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shmegma