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Zappa told a story about an un-named rockstar who was with a groupie. The rocker popped the cork on a bottle of champagne, put his thumb over the top, shook it up, and quickly put it inside of the girl, releasing his thumb. Supposedly, she had a huge orgasm, maybe got a little drunk, too. If you're cheap, you can use beer.
But who would want to fuck a girl who's had a baseball bat or a beercan in her?
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