I know it was a joke.. but to those that can't understand this — The body jewelry doesn't set off the alarm.
If it did.. I'd have to show my tongue-ring after walking through any of them.
[-edit: Could you imagine though.. the number of chicks lifting shirts and skirt to show other personal areas they have gotten pierced.. that aren't visible. -]
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