"English is your second language, isn't it? You don't have a first. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency."
And what does your grossly unneccesary style of insulting people say about you? It takes you 3 paragraphs to insult a "noobtard", surely such a worthless poster wouldn't take more than a line or two, right?
"Here's a tip: no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a wig to hide to the scars; stop posting your drivel n message boards, and learn to control the slobbering. Is that a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of thinking? Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."
He calls you on setting a poor example for the rest of the posters(not just because you insulted him, but because you really suck at it), and all you can come up with is generic insults about labotomy's and a childish "who asked you"? Way to prove the point jackass.
"When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door."
Wow how original, I've honestly never heard a joke that started with "when god was handing out personalities". Why don't you really break the mold and give us something about rabi's walking into a bar....
"You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you."
That's rich coming from someone who couldn't produce anything beyond bottom of the barrel insults that have seen more use on the internet than pictures of Alyssa Milano's nipple.
"Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told, you dyslexic lobotomy patient."
Yeah, hide behind the mod title, your gonna need to if all you can come up with is "dyslexic lobotomy patient".
"Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told you to move your fat ass out of the way, or if you didn't have a face designed exclusively for radio."
Fat mom and ugly jokes? I could of sworn you had to be at least over 12 to be a mod....
"In closing, I offer these heartfelt words: Go suck on a frozen pineapple, asshole."
A little advice, if you wanna flex what little intellectual muscle you have, make sure there's no one beyond your intelligence around to call you on your bullshit. You're a mod, also known as a forum leader. Unless you plan on leading everyone to a utopia of 4 year old jokes and useless, unprovoked "look at me I'm a cool guy" insults, just shut the fuck up and do your job.
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