WBW Babe Tournament - West Round 1 - Jessica Biel v. Jessica Simpson

The battle of the Jessicas!

Biel is the 6th seed in the West, while Simpson is the 11th seed. Should be an interesting matchup.

Jessica Simpson
AGE: 29
JOB: Singer/Actress
PLACE OF BIRTH: Abilene, Texas, USA
SEED: 11
INTERESTING NOTE: Is a world-renowned moron; was notably dumped by her boyfriend, Tony Romo, the day before her 29th birthday. You stay classy, Tony Romo.
DOUCHEY BOYFRIEND/EXES: Tony Romo, Nick Lachey, John Mayer

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Jessica Biel
AGE: 27
JOB: Actress - sort of.
PLACE OF BIRTH: Ely, Minnesota, USA
SEED: 6
INTERESTING NOTE: Was initially trained as a vocalist, and has performed a number of musical roles, including two songs on the Easy Virtue soundtrack, and performed with the Los Angeles Philharmonic.
DOUCHEY BOYFRIEND/EXES: Justin Timberlake

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I didn't put this in the original post, but for some reason, I find it super hot.

Jessica Biel is the chick on the right getting her ass grabbed by the chick on the left.




And since I can't help myself....

Ok, now, if this was any time from 1998 through like 2004/5-ish, I'd probably go with Simpson, but I've bailed on her, and moved on to the smoking hotness that is Biel. She's got a super-fit body and a cute face and doesn't seem as mind-numbingly dumb as Simpson.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

doesn't seem as mind-numbingly dumb as Simpson.

i dunno ... did you see her acting in that movie, chuck and larry? it was pretty damn bad, making her seem dumb (imo)

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Originally posted by hornithologist

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i dunno ... did you see her acting in that movie, chuck and larry? it was pretty damn bad, making her seem dumb (imo)

You don't really think that there is anyone in Hollywood who is even in the same neighborhood of idiocy as Jessica Simpson, do you?

I mean, she thought buffalo wings came from actual buffalo, and was curious what part of the bison the wing came from.

No, just stating that Biel is probably a box o' rocks too. Lol, I've never heard the buffalo wing story ... just the chicken of the sea bit

Generally, I don't think IQ factors very high in the voting, but either way, Simpson's 15 minutes are over, this won't be close.

I think this might be the biggest ass kicking that is going to happen! Biel rocks my world!

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Ok, now, if this was any time from 1998 through like 2004/5-ish, I'd probably go with Simpson, but I've bailed on her, and moved on to the smoking hotness that is Biel. She's got a super-fit body and a cute face and doesn't seem as mind-numbingly dumb as Simpson.

same here

it was a hard choice for me because I've always liked JS but here recently not so much so I went with JB

No match! Biel rocks.

Wow, through less than one quarter, Simpson is getting fucking curb-stomped.

Keep up the good work, fellers.

OMG..I was just going to say "Jessica Simpson is getting fucking curb stomped"

That's weird bro...like, for serious.

Yup, Kick that ass to the curb

I'd fuck Simpson for the fun of it, I'd date Biel for a while.

yup! Biel you take home to the parents, and go all redneck with simpson -Cowboy honkey style!

Biel all the way........

I am in total agreement...Simpson is yesterday's news...and her moronic dumb blondeness is no longer cute, funny nor entertaining...
Beil is an honest to GOD babe...'From any angle, she is hot, hot, hot! I particularly liked her in "Stealth!" Her smokin' fit body, high wattage smile and overall beauty simply can't be in the same category with "stupid is as stupid does" Simpson...
My vote is totally for B I E L !!!

Biel

wow Biel Is Kicking some serious ass!

I think its time to invoke the mercy rule on this one