So Natalie Portman's gonna be in June Playboy?

i dunno how long this will last since this site doesnt allow nudity.... so save it fast!

Why!?! Why would you get a tattoo right above your pussy?!? About as much a turn off as tattoos on breasts.

First Pic of a Bald Portman for Vendetta
Source: NataliePortman.com May 9, 2005


NataliePortman.com has posted a scan of the first picture of a bald Natalie Portman which first appeared in Time magazine. She shaved off her hair for a prison scene in the Wachowski brothers' V For Vendetta, in which she stars opposite Hugo Weaving. The magazine says:

Level-headed young Natalie Portman is anticipating a range of responses to her spare new hairdo. "Some people will think I'm a neo-Nazi," the Garden State star suspects, "or that I have cancer or I'm a lesbian." We would also like to warn her of a probable "Hey, Sinéad!" faction. You see, this isn't like Britney Spears going brunet. Portman, the exotically coiffed Padmé Amidala in Star Wars: Episode III--Revenge of the Sith, allowed her petite pate to be shaved on camera in Berlin last week, a process she describes as "really exciting." The 23-year-old's shoulder-length chestnut locks were sheared for a prison scene in this fall's futuristic drama V for Vendetta. In this next film from the makers of the Matrix trilogy, Portman plays a suspected terrorist in a totalitarian state. Days after the shoot, she says, "I can't stop rubbing my head. It's so soft, I might keep it for a while." Hmm, a hot new bald star with action-adventure experience? Somewhere Vin Diesel's agent is quietly freaking out.

i cant believe someone still brought upt his nude in playboy thing. no way

too bad it's not her :/

We all know that Playboy is a big pile of shit. All the celeb pictorials in it are a great big soft focus, can't quite see anything sack of shite. It's just a bloody let down every time. It can't cut it against the likes of this site. It's got to get real and into this century. Lets see these celebs lezzing it up, fisting, gang banged, squirting and getting covered with big globs of man gel. Now that would be worth spending the hard earned on. Oh, and don't get me started on the bloody articles...

who dug this up? let it die.

R.I.P stupid thread

she shaved her pussy?

*locked*

she *locked* her pussy?

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

she *locked* her pussy?

Indeed.

Chastity belt.

damn.

There is no way in hell a sucessful actress such as her is going to pose in some men's stroke mag that is fast going donwhill in respectability. Besides, and I say this as Jew myself, Jewish actresses are usually far less likely to show skin. Modesty is something that is heavily stressed in Jewish culture even if a Jew is not religious. In fact, Hassidic Jews are so modest they will not wear deoderant since the fragrance, would call attention to the wearer which would be considered immodest. A little far out, yes, but that high of prizing of modsety does filter down to non-religious Jews.

wait, aren't all successfl actresses jewish?

I've got June's issue already. It's not portman but Bai Ling, she's one of the senators in the new Star Wars and she was also the asian robot gal in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.

what is this natalie topless thread? WHY ISN'T MY SEARCH WORKING!

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Originally posted by RedrumMonkey

It's not portman but Bai Ling, she's one of the senators in the new Star Wars

Maybe in the DVD release, her scene got cut out.

Oh yeah, and Jews run Hollywood. We also all posesss a secret number we can punch into any ATM in the world to get unlimited amounts of cash for free at any time.

we can only pray...