I know, you're like, "Yo, Lindros, what's up with all these C-list celebrity threads, like the J-Wow one and now this?"
Well, I have a couple criteria for starting a thread, and while the Lindsay and Olivia and Biel ones are for hot chicks, there are others where I have a bunch of pictures for whatever reason and don't want to bogart the entire "Pseudo-Celebrity" thread with them.
Maria is sort of in between. She's not fugly like J-Wawawaw, but she's not super hot like some of the other chicks. On the other hand, I have hunderds of pictures of her, because she gets caught in bikinis and such all the time and her body is kind of kerblewie! So here you go.
I'll re-hash some of the older stuff that she's been in here too, just to add a little spice to the thread. Like the time her vagina fell out of her bikini.
So, to the pictures that required me starting this thread.
If you didn't know, Maria and her Joker-like wide face live in the Boston area or something, and she's thus a big Patriots fan. When they lost the Superbowl she lost a bet which required her to wear a New York Giants bikini on the TV show she hosts.
Well, needless to say, we're all winners here:
![](http://i43.tinypic.com/dyq1pu.jpg)
Well, I have a couple criteria for starting a thread, and while the Lindsay and Olivia and Biel ones are for hot chicks, there are others where I have a bunch of pictures for whatever reason and don't want to bogart the entire "Pseudo-Celebrity" thread with them.
Maria is sort of in between. She's not fugly like J-Wawawaw, but she's not super hot like some of the other chicks. On the other hand, I have hunderds of pictures of her, because she gets caught in bikinis and such all the time and her body is kind of kerblewie! So here you go.
I'll re-hash some of the older stuff that she's been in here too, just to add a little spice to the thread. Like the time her vagina fell out of her bikini.
So, to the pictures that required me starting this thread.
If you didn't know, Maria and her Joker-like wide face live in the Boston area or something, and she's thus a big Patriots fan. When they lost the Superbowl she lost a bet which required her to wear a New York Giants bikini on the TV show she hosts.
Well, needless to say, we're all winners here:
![](http://i43.tinypic.com/dyq1pu.jpg)
![](http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/58529250013502614203.gif)
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