Lindsay Lohan Naked in Playboy

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Originally posted by ricky_baby100

YAWN. Whats with the Marylin Monroe get up?

Marylin Monroe was Playboy's first centerfold!!

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

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Marylin Monroe was Playboy's first centerfold!!

Yep, and it was a December issue too. I learned that watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Wait this one is Jan/Feb, ohwell whateves.

I do agree. For a million, you'd think the cat would be laid out stretching in front of the fire. And of course there's photoshop, it's Playboy. The tits are however, pretty damn accurate.

Wow... She used to be so hot. Now she's a ugly blond looking like everybody else.. Though that was many years ago. Would still have liked her a lot more in those shots if she was a redhead... That's the biggest reason she was so superbly hot back in the day.

I'm surprised she still has a nice body. I just figured that everything went to hell for her, but the body is still pretty good, IMO.

I saw some pics of her a while back showing her teeth decaying quite a bit. She just won't ever be as hot again to me after that.

Yeah I have to admit too, her body is pretty damn nice. I do like her better as a red head though. I'd still tap it though.

Fyi she only got $250k. Should've taken the million dollar offer years ago. Now she's just a broken down old hoe trying to make a last ditch effort for $.

good thing i found this online before buying the book!! Ive seen much better and i used to like her until this marilyn monroe copy cat shyt which is so dang boring!!

NEXT....

yikes. glad i didn't buy the issue...

i was kinda hoping for a tasteful clam-shot.

So, a few things here.

One, those pics are super disappointing, because what the fuck? You pay her like hundreds of thousands of dollars to get naked and she doesn't even show any cooter? That's totally fucking unacceptable - moreso when you consider that she's shown her cooch a bunch of times in paparazzi shots. Especially the one where she's in a green dress getting of a boat. That's one of my favorites.

Two, I think some of you are right that she looks better as a redhead, but other people don't like gingers...they think they're soulless or something, and whatever.

Three, if anyone is surprised by the awesomeness that is her tits, you haven't been paying attention the last 5 years. Or, and more importantly, you haven't been paying attention to my "Lindsay Lohan" thread, where there were lots of other boob shots and those boobs have consistently been spectacular.

Four, anyone surprised by super-photoshopped playboy pics has been living on Neptune. Playboy pictures are about as real as Final Fantasy characters. It's been that way for years.

Five, I'm sad that these Playboy pics are awesome (in taht she's naked) but htat I can't post them in my LL thread, because that's against the rules. (Technically, I could break them because i"m a mod and fuck you, but I won't. For now.)

Six, I still think she's very hot. So she's a bit of a druggie? So, we've all got problems. What we don't all have is awesome tits. So there.

Seven, I'm REALLY hoping there are some outtakes and behind-the-scenes shots that are going to come out later, where she hasn't strategically hidden her vagoo. I mean, really. What the fuck. I guess this point is essentially the same as #1 above, but it's important so it bears repeating.

That's enough for now.

I must say that in total I'm a little underwhelmed, but overall these pics are still awesome. It's like at Christmas you thought you might get a Ferrari, and instead you got an Audi S5. Sure, it could have been even more awesome, but stop looking a gift horse in the butthole, is what I say.

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Originally posted by doolittle

that does'nt resemble any lindsey lohan i've ever seen. its my opinion that playboy really screwed up that spread with the cheap blond bimbo look. the babes on WBW look a lots better than her. before you criticise my comment lets remember the saying that opinions are like assholes in that we all have one.

that's a rather low opinion of opinions, for one with such strong opinions.
I'm jusy sayin'...

I just seen lindsay lohan Freakin Naked, no Beav but still!! Hope heff Tapt that shit ...Haters gunna hate...

Sweet body real nice tits

'Love her body...but she's been giving glimpses for free for a while now...an' such a trainwreck of a life ... sad an' wasteful...
I read somewhere that a fan met her up close an' noticed that her teeth appeared to be rotting, like from all th' booze, cigarettes an' drugs...
She is taking such poor care of herself...an' is fast becoming a candidate for a Hollywood statistic...as in never living to see thirty...what a shame, too.
I hope she finds a safer path for her life an' sticks with it, but it's hard to be hopeful...she seems to have no one who loves her, which probably makes her feel worthless an' without value...an' makes her reckless...
She should learn a lesson from the case of Amy Winehouse. ..the notion of party hard, live fast, die young an' leave a good-lookin' corpse is a myth.

Id still kick her out of bed .... much more room on the floor!

Tons of photoshop

wow very disappointing, not a single pussy shot. If I wanted to see her tits I'd just come here. and seriously, a million for less than 8 pics???

Anybody else find it hilarious that WorldMags.net watermarked the pictures that they stole from Playboy?

thanks for the post

Didn't she do a Marilyn Monroe thing a few years back where she hid behind a sheet or something?
Yes--they heavily photoshopped her--she's covered in freckles if i remember correctly. Sadly, freckle prejudice still shows up from time-to time.