Keeley Hazell thread

She everywhere in the UK.

Hot lady...nice.

very nice

Well I obviously have to be here...I am American and she is my favorite girl in the world..She needs to get over here to the States...She is so hot!

Keep an eye on SC he could slip into a coma from masturbatory exhaustion

Dude your killin me, My balls hurt

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Originally posted by Stone-Cold

Dude your killin me, My balls hurt

Florida Evening Post

A Florida man was found dead at his computer today with very little clues of how he died. There was no sign of forced entry and not visible marks on his body to indicate foul play however the mans body had been completely drained of all bodily fluids and all that was found in the room was a family sized tub of Coco butter and 12 boxes of man size tissues. After 6 hours of intense CSI work Police were able to shut down the victims computer and remove the smile from his face.

Police suspect foul play in this what is now being called the "Coco Cocked murder" and if you have any information on this or you know how to remove a inch deep film of human residue for a what seem almost like new 17" TFT please do not hesitate on coming forward where a reward is on offer.....First cum first served on the milky TFT.

Florida police would like to speak to this unknown woman to eliminate her from there inquires.

Keeley's official site, still in infancy but a BM for the futurehttp://www.keeleyhazell.com/

Keeley obsessed...http://www.zipperfish.net/obsessed/keeley/

Keeley.net...http://www.keeley-hazell.net/main.php

Man I'd use her like a glove puppet

Yeah, after me pal..This is the Hottest girl on the planet right now..just naturally perfect! Great job D

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Originally posted by Stone-Cold

Yeah, after me pal..This is the Hottest girl on th eolanet right now..just naturally perfect! Great job D

BDD points out you shouldn't type one handed