Jessica Simpson In Esquire Magazine

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Topless? You must die now.

False Advertising. You must work for Wendy's.

Works for me; wish she was wearing that $200 bra, though, & nothing else!

Advertising prime meat and getting the scraps? Must work for McDonalds, not Wendy's

well i guess technically she's topless on the cover even though you can't really see anything or confirm it, and she's wet in the other picture... buuuutt Still fails imo :-p

Dammit..i was led in by the topic...now im here and theres no toplessness...

I am just about pissed as evry one else.

Lets invite him over and beat his as while we video tape it.

That makes about as much sense as his topic title.

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Originally posted by truce76

I am just about pissed as evry one else.

Lets invite him over and beat his as while we video tape it.

That makes about as much sense as his topic title.

Yeah, and we will call this event :"salaxzar happy time"

Well...she IS topless on the cover and he did say the pictures were from Esquire which AFAIK does not show nudity...

Yep, I was duped also! there will be more

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Originally posted by patubergods

Well...she IS topless on the cover and he did say the pictures were from Esquire which AFAIK does not show nudity...

Actually there is no way of knowing if shes topless on the cover unless you were there, she could have had a strapless bra or something of that nature on

and yes, I kinda got my hopes up to

She has shaving cream up her nose.

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Originally posted by truce76

I am just about pissed as evry one else.

Lets invite him over and beat his as while we video tape it.

That makes about as much sense as his topic title.

actually i think inviting him over and congratulating him for winning a million dollars from WBW's awesome post fund makes about as much sense as his topic title...but beating his ass sounds good too

Hot but NOT naked, darn!

A little late for April Fool's, isn't it?

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Originally posted by RoseB_23

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actually i think inviting him over and congratulating him for winning a million dollars from WBW's awesome post fund makes about as much sense as his topic title...but beating his ass sounds good too

good start, but after he opens the door to recieve his prize, we bum rush her ass and beat him into a lump of quivering flesh, just a thought.