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Jessica Simpson in a nice little Freddy Kreuger/Where's Waldo Style Dress

Starter: EricLindros Posted: 16 years ago Views: 11.8K
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#4153047
Lvl 3
Those big boobs have gotten bigger. Just give me 30 seconds with her.
#4153048
Lvl 10
Quote:
Originally posted by seemy9x7

Those big boobs have gotten bigger. Just give me 30 seconds with her.
It that all the time you need..
#4153049
Lvl 16
Quote:
Originally posted by WindyM

...It that all the time you need..


....BURN!
#4153050
Lvl 11
damn, fuck 30 seconds, I'll prob blow my load while she strips! Nice pokies too!
#4153051
Lvl 30
When she has body like that, she don`t need to be smart..
#4153052
Lvl 15
Her nips seem quite happy! - She should wear vertical stripes and not horizontal ones - It would have a slimming effect for her fuller figure!
#4153053
Lvl 19
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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

man that is an ugly dress



who gives a rat's ass about the dress?
#4153054
Even though she's dumb as rocks and I really don't ever want to hear her sing, she's still one of the hottest celebrities, in my opinion.
#4153055
Lvl 7
She is fantastic. And frankly, I love the dress. Nothing to do with the stripes, everything to do with how it shows her off. She looks great!
#4153056
Lvl 32
I think she should just start making porn movies, it seems like her music and movie career has kinda come to a stand still, time to stay relevant
#4153057
Lvl 29
Quote:
Originally posted by wow10inches

God, I hate Romo..and it kills me the life that tool has! But at least he has not won a playoff game! haha Dallas SUCKS COCK. Go STEELERS!!



Fixed!!









Nice pokies too!!



#4153058
Lvl 26
Who cares about fucking dress when she is so hot,especially with that erected nipples!!!Lets make compromise-she must take dress off and everybody will be satisfied!!!
#4153059
Lvl 12
tony saw that gunt in that dress and said enoughs enough i'm outa here! but man i'd still love to titty fuvk her
#4153060
Lvl 7
She's FAT!
#4153061
Lvl 26
I'd take her up the chocolate starfish if she asked nicely.
#4153062
Lvl 59
Sad Jessica is Sad:

#4153063
Lvl 20
She's gotten way too big. I've never been a fan though, her tits have always been super saggy even when she was in shape. Now she's fat with big saggy titties. Only thing she's got goin for her is her face and that only looks good from a distance up close she's got really bad skin.

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Originally posted by wow10inches

God, I hate Romo..and it kills me the life that tool has! But at least he has not won a playoff game! haha Dallas SUCKS COCK. Go EAGLES!


Go Eagles is right! I'm kinda sad her and Romo broke up. She was a nice jinx we could count on showing up at the games and turning Romo's mediocre quarterback skills into pure crap.
#4153064
Lvl 14
She looks a bit thick. Did you put on some pounds?
#4153065
Lvl 13
Gunt?? Fat?? I think she looks fuckn' hot! She lost that gaunt look & is finally looking healthy again.
#4153066
Lvl 20
I think people who refer to fat as healthy must've grown up in one of those families you see in Wal-mart who are all pushin 250+. Fats not healthy, ask any personal trainer who doesn't work for Oprah or another fat celebrity.
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