How to keep your kids in a divorce

Go clubing every night, show the press your flaps

*UNFIT MOTHER WARNING*

Here is the look after Britney was told that she has two kids :-P

thats funny

its hard to believe how trashy she looks now

there was a time when she didn't look trashy mayb 30 - 40min but now i'm sure you'd hit it but yeh maybe you hesitate for a second

I think she look worse just before she had Bolton United and Hamilton Academical or what ever her kids are called......I wonder if she remembers

".....a perfumed pig, is still a pig." Time to grow up.

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Originally posted by yankeeairpirate

".....a perfumed pig, is still a pig." Time to grow up.

I believe in the UK we say if you put glitter on shit, it's still shit!!!

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Originally posted by bisthrngrl

its hard to believe how trashy she looks now

She has always looked trashy!

Think she has taken her break up well??
NOT!!!

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Originally posted by Bigdaddydiesel

[reply=yankeeairpirate]
".....a perfumed pig, is still a pig." Time to grow up.

I believe in the UK we say if you put glitter on shit, it's still shit!!!
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Locally, it's "you can't polish a turd".

she looks old and tyred in her face, maybe too much clubing

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Originally posted by Bigdaddydiesel

[reply=yankeeairpirate]
".....a perfumed pig, is still a pig." Time to grow up.

I believe in the UK we say if you put glitter on shit, it's still shit!!!
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we do!! Never heard that before!!!

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Originally posted by Turd_Ferguson

[reply=Bigdaddydiesel]
[reply=yankeeairpirate]
".....a perfumed pig, is still a pig." Time to grow up.

I believe in the UK we say if you put glitter on shit, it's still shit!!!
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we do!! Never heard that before!!!
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great saying.... the other one is you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl... stupid white trash

The ironic part is as much as she is probably unfit to have kids the father is an even loser... Those kids are doomed!

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Originally posted by Gracilis

[reply=Turd_Ferguson]
[reply=Bigdaddydiesel]
[reply=yankeeairpirate]
".....a perfumed pig, is still a pig." Time to grow up.

I believe in the UK we say if you put glitter on shit, it's still shit!!!
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we do!! Never heard that before!!!
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great saying.... the other one is you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl... stupid white trash
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or you can take the trailer out of the trailer park.....because it's got wheels

Just another publicity cunt

Nice post, made me laugh anyway.

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Originally posted by Bigdaddydiesel

[reply=Gracilis]
[reply=Turd_Ferguson]
[reply=Bigdaddydiesel]
[reply=yankeeairpirate]
".....a perfumed pig, is still a pig." Time to grow up.

I believe in the UK we say if you put glitter on shit, it's still shit!!!
[/reply]

we do!! Never heard that before!!!
[/reply]

great saying.... the other one is you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl... stupid white trash
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or you can take the trailer out of the trailer park.....because it's got wheels
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"You can't polish a turd" is my weapon of choice. Although still would you not do her just to say you have, even if she does look a bit worse for wear now, that's Britney fucking Spears. And, in the immortal words of my father, "You don't stare at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire."

That old expression my friend's grandfather lived by comes to mind right now........"You just can't polish a turd.".