They'd flap in a strong breeze.

There's no way of avoidin' it, lads....those are just flat-out (an' I DO mean 'flat' ugly titties...
those are erection-killers...

pass the syrup pls....look like flap jacks

mabye she had cancer, i heard guys go for them now

those tits are fuckin sick

Such hot boobs on a young tender babe, ummmm.