Let me see here, no cell phone, no money, and a broken down Lexus. Time to sell my self to get home. "Cum and get it boys."

Nice try lady, butt (he) you're still getting a ticket.

P.s. She has a nice ass

I'll go with: Hello, Onstar ? I locked my dildo in the trunk.

its actually not a bad looking ass

Hello, 9-1-1? Yeah, like I want to report an accident? Yeah, like I got rear ended?