What did #3 sit in to get all those zits on her ass?? I'd jump into #1&2 for sure

Gross????? What's wrong, they aren't a bunch of men's asses? Come on. I can't stand how people say things like that when in reality your little worm would be dancing just given half a shot at any of them.... Get real....

just plain nasty

Can I smack all four and see which one wiggles the most?

1-2 & 4 I would hit without a doubt. 3, well I dunno about the spots man..That arse has gotta be looking better than that.

True. I would be all over any one of those, ...depending on the face of course.