me like

She looks like my wife used to look... before three kids... before she gave up any desire to do any kind of physical activity that might keep her reasonably in shape ... before all the emotional histrionics caused by clinical depression & trying every antidepressant under the sun... before she decided her life was going to consist of sitting in a chair and phoning QVC with orders for crap we don't need... before the panic disorder...

I'll be off in the corner for a while, weeping.