She's stuck between a rock and a hard on.
Gee, that must be hard-on your back.
Man, she was shafted.
Oh! Just missed.
I think she's looking to see where the wad is.
Quick, the guy buried under this house must be huge.
"I've never been in a cockpit, are we ready for take off?"
"Hmmm, may next time I won't just say - 'Give me the biggest dildo you've got.'"
"This guy must have enormous hands!"
"Shit - All I bought was a package of AA batteries."
"Yes, it is big, but put it in some cold water and it'll fit in this bag."

i was wondering where my penis had wandered off to

suck it