Son I love the stockings you bought me. Why did you put my clothes in the wash ? They were already clean !
What's that ? The dryer is broken ?
So I have to be naked all night ?
But you only have one bed in your apartment.....
What was your question ?
Yes, if you got me pregnant, your daughter would be your sister...
I knew I shouldn't have made that bet with you - zre you really going to make me do that ? Oh, shit.now I'm in trouble - I'm gonna get fucked...

she looks real good naked

He met her at a bar or nightclub, invited her to come view his etchings, plied her with wine or champagne, and talked her into that pose. Devious rat bastard: who could blame him?