Carl, the regional manager was in town to train my wife in the new office procedures, so I stopped by to take her to lunch.
The door was locked so I called out - hey honey, I just wanted to take you to lunch...
She popped her head out and handed me her dress, stockings, bra and panties.
I don't need these today but we're eating in so thanks anyway.
I was a little shocked so I said - what , you're naked ?
She laughed - No, silly I'm wearing shoes, Of Course !
I'll see you at home - Oh can you pick up a box of rubbers ?
My boss is running low - cause, well you know.....

Now put some in that crack that your showing

Will you lick whipped cream off my tits ?