Poor bastard ,,,, I feel sorry for any chick that go's with him,,,,

I'm not guessing there will be much fun to be had if this is representative of the guys at the party. Rule #1 about parties like this, always invite a bunch of really hung black guys. That will really get the party started.

That's a nub if I ever saw one.

Looks like it was a bit too cold outside for your father.