That's what happens when alcohol and silicone mix.

Ah yes, in the days BC (Before Children), I found leftovers like that on my living room floor on many a "morning after". Those were the days.

love to bang in the new year with her

I don't remember anything, but my pussy and ass are sore, and my tits and face are crusty so I must have had a good time

I just blew my confetti.

This is why you should stay outa the "Jungle Juice" at parties!

talk about bringing in the new year with a bang.....very nice