Maybe that's his mom? I dunno, just saying...

seriously is that the best chick a vette will land you?

Her boobies look pretty awful in this particular pic, an' one only hopes th' fiberglass holds...
I'm not at all sure the 'Vette's hood was designed for a 100-lb+ test load...

You guys hate her, but that looks like a sassy hood ornament to me!