"It was forty years ago today...
She got naked an' went out to play...
Th' little GTO really had some style...
But you could smell her c*nt a country mile!
No, she hadn't yet learned to shave...
But those boys still howled an' raved...
Bend over an' show us all your ass ...
C'mon, Baby, do it with a touch of class."
(I don't much care for vintage ... usually too, uh, furry for my taste.)