HOORAY for nerd porn!

If that doesn't have, "I'm going to fuck him later tonight!" written all over it, I don't know what does. If he were to introduce her to me, I'm not sure what I'd say. "Nice to meet you. Here's my number. If he's too drunk to fuck you later, call me. My dick's hard already!"

damn hot body, nice body paint

Why is she with that homely greaseball?

Fantastic body paint... wish he could be invisible, though...

Take away the paint and the dude ... she looks great

Imagine riding in the elevator with that specimen? You could easily stare and compliment her on her costume, "My god wear that space suit incredibly well! I'd love to feel that fabric. "